regenerate-in-the-easy-morning:
whitebloodcellfightinglikehell:
i kill grills
……..oh
Making white blood cells fight like hell???????????
i am a sneaky sim o0o0o0o0o0o0o
i am a gay male with the heart of a child but the ass of a black girl
but who’s name is misspelled
okay
I’M THE DOCTOR
being a crazy fangirl for Ryan Ross…um…lame powers.
BEWARE OF MY IRRESISTIBLE CURLS!!!! AND GET READY TO TASTE THAT FUCKING RAINBOW!!!
I guess I’m a Frost Giant then… I’m okay with this. X3
I’m the luscious lumberjack! I’ll seduce you with my lumberjack-y good looks and flannel and then I’ll use my axe to slice all da bad guys in half. Hehe.
I’m the Green Lantern. Fear my power…Green Lantern’s LIGHT!
Um, my name doesn’t really grant superpowers. It’s more like the name of AN ENTIRE COMIC BOOK STORYLINE WHERE I RULE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING IS PERFECT BECAUSE OF MY GENIUS RULE.
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I can cure cancer…
the point of distraction. All villains/douchy guys would take one look at me and instantly forget any evil/stupid plots...
I can hide unicorns? Or maybe find them. No, no. BOTH.
One of the few of the dying breed… I keep it real. With the ability to heal the mind body
I have a green hat, and i give people green hats
UMMM.UMMMM… I have the powers of shoes?
I suppose this would mean my superpower is Dumbledore. Being random and eccentric yet still garnering respect? heh.
I AM SAILOR VNESS! SOLDIER OF LOVE AND BEAUTY! DEFENDER OF LOVE AND JUSTICE! My superpowers involve some sort of heart...
make people happy? lol idk XD
soup that can soothe/heal troubled souls...anyone can fall in love with my awkwardness (if...
I have space magic powers, but that doesn’t sound cool… I CONTROL THE COSMOS!!!
Uh….. Have an army of pies or something?
i am the ranger of apples
I can make you an offer you can’t refuse?
Supersonic Meow, bitches.
I suppose I’m made of meat. As in, straight up, raw beef or some shit. I mean, since meat is the most acceptable...
pansexual alcoholism
I’m Mister Dinosaur, what do you think my powers are?!
I CAN THROW MOTHERUCKIN CHARCOAL
The ability to be obscenely sexy while also being aloof...mysterious, and a knack for...
Butterflies, I command you to make blueprints. Or do I make them myself?
am a highly functioning sociopath. I have mastered the science of deduction and I am extremely knowledgeable. Like, did...
manytimes-killed.
Runningfromnightmares....nightmares…? Am
… I can battle my foes with the power of very depressing music?