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stollenrelic:

hiddles-skittles:

crazyryrofangirl:

regenerate-in-the-easy-morning:

brandonurie:

somesneakysim:

whitebloodcellfightinglikehell:

thekillgrill:

i kill grills

……..oh

Making white blood cells fight like hell???????????

i am a sneaky sim o0o0o0o0o0o0o

i am a gay male with the heart of a child but the ass of a black girl

but who’s name is misspelled

okay

I’M THE DOCTOR

being a crazy fangirl for Ryan Ross…um…lame powers.

BEWARE OF MY IRRESISTIBLE CURLS!!!! AND GET READY TO TASTE THAT FUCKING RAINBOW!!!

I guess I’m a Frost Giant then… I’m okay with this. X3

I’m the luscious lumberjack! I’ll seduce you with my lumberjack-y good looks and flannel and then I’ll use my axe to slice all da bad guys in half. Hehe.

I’m the Green Lantern. Fear my power…Green Lantern’s LIGHT!

Um, my name doesn’t really grant superpowers. It’s more like the name of AN ENTIRE COMIC BOOK STORYLINE WHERE I RULE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING IS PERFECT BECAUSE OF MY GENIUS RULE.

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I AM A FRICKIN’ ROBOT.
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So I eat midgets/babies?
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Stultuscaudex Stultus=Stupid Caudex=Blockhead …Maybe I could be a psyduck? STULTUSCAUDEX USED CONFUSION OH NO...
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I can make people’s argument’s invalid and have the power of the Assbutt… awesome
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Flying Lady Lauren: I can fly. I’d probably be able to stand up to high winds and stuff too, because flying whilst...
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I guess I could change reality? How awesome would that be :D
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I am apparently the female Hulk.. I need to get pasties or huge clothing now.
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apparently i am now a hat. and also a professor. in short i am a supersmart hat(?) which power is to teach, or research,...
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I confuse people with contradicting music…
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I can eat electronic appliances.
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Hell yes, I’m forever young!
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Sonne means sun in german. So… I’m a little sun?
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I have wings and can talk with angels, which is really useful, I guess?
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I am an assassin with eagle vision and hidden blade who is a boy named Gregory
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Manipulation over blood.
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I have the power to shoot R beams out of my eyes and still remain anonymous.
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it could be D: this will be a good comic book :P
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..I make it so butterflies never die?
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THIS is my superpower.
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UMMMM…. IDK? BEING AWESOME CUZ I’M A AGENT?
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Being a Frank Sinatra song
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Well let’s see. I can’t fly or levitate. I can barely even jump. I can’t bounce bullets off my rump. I look horrible in...
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I suppose I can’t do anything except prevent the world from ending. Which, I mean, is pretty cool I suppose. Except if...
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I think I get cerebral palsy… Win?
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I’m gonna say that I can teleport and bring people along with me..
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vpsap and ceosap crime fighting duo extraordinaire
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JAY EFF CEE, CHEL
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ceosap … better left unsaid
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Flat Can slide thru door cracks doesn’t get squished when stepped on can disappear at the right angle
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